wade the tides

i just wade the tides that turned, 'til i learn to leave the past behind

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subwaydouchery:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Wowzah!
- Certainly an efficient way to keep sturdy!
- Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “Squeeze a cheek!”
- You should see her hold a limbo stick.
- “You know, it looks surprisingly comfortable.” - White Haired Old Man in front of her
- Curtain Rod Delivery in 30 minutes or less!
- Sadly, the train stopped short and she walked funny for the rest of her days.
- After she left, that pole gleamed with a professional shine.
- “This is why Purell was invented.” - Comedian Blaine Perry http://www.DontTouchMeThere.com
- “Next stop, BUTT TOWN!” & “There’s always some asshole hogging the pole!” - Comedian Danny Solomon http://www.RoofTopComedy.com/DannySolomon
- “That is the laziest stripper I have ever seen!” - Comedian Sean Donnelley http://www.DontTouchMeThere.com
*** Good times! Thanks to Dg for sending me this pic! Although I have a feeling this picture has been around the block a few times. Big thanks to some of the funniest comedians in NYC for their lines! If you think you have a great line as well, send it my way and I’ll post it up! Keep on Douchin’ ***

GOT THAT BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOM.

subwaydouchery:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Wowzah!

- Certainly an efficient way to keep sturdy!

- Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “Squeeze a cheek!”

- You should see her hold a limbo stick.

- “You know, it looks surprisingly comfortable.” - White Haired Old Man in front of her

- Curtain Rod Delivery in 30 minutes or less!

- Sadly, the train stopped short and she walked funny for the rest of her days.

- After she left, that pole gleamed with a professional shine.

- “This is why Purell was invented.” - Comedian Blaine Perry http://www.DontTouchMeThere.com

- “Next stop, BUTT TOWN!” & “There’s always some asshole hogging the pole!” - Comedian Danny Solomon http://www.RoofTopComedy.com/DannySolomon

- “That is the laziest stripper I have ever seen!” - Comedian Sean Donnelley http://www.DontTouchMeThere.com

*** Good times! Thanks to Dg for sending me this pic! Although I have a feeling this picture has been around the block a few times. Big thanks to some of the funniest comedians in NYC for their lines! If you think you have a great line as well, send it my way and I’ll post it up! Keep on Douchin’ ***

GOT THAT BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOM.

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    +_0 …. geenapie:
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    see something similar...this wayyyyyy too often.
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    GOT THAT BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOM.
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    photoshopped, btw. Orig: I found...by going to google